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Malapropism

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Miss Information, like many of us, is a bit overwhelmed by the spirit of the season.  This evening, she is tied up with the Faded Belle Bell Ringers and later with the Cut Throat Cookie Exchange.  Tomorrow, she does double duty with the Ladies Missionary Society, which will sponsor the first of the Local Lawyer Tells the True Meaning of Christmas Story series.  At any rate, she is leaving Vic and me to do the honors.  While the cat's away...


Vic and I have been amused and impressed by the SACS-related names that have cropped up this week.  Without being under the watchful (and often disapproving) eye of Miss Information, we encourage you to post here with your SACSual innuendo.  We will choose from the SACS related names that appear on this thread. 


It's been a tough week - time for some fun.  Good Luck!



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Troll House Cookie

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All we need to fix our problem is a little SACS education!



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SACS on the Beach

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Originally posted by: Malapropism
"We will choose from the SACS related names that appear on this thread.  It's been a tough week - time for some fun.  Good Luck!"

Well, just for the record, I was the first to post with a SACSually explicit nom d'aplomb.  So I feel I deserve the credit (or the blame) for starting it all.  SACS in the City will back me up on this. 


Thanks,


SACS on the Beach    



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SACSually Harrassed

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Originally posted by: SACS on the Beach
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Well, just for the record, I was the first to post with a SACSually explicit nom d'aplomb.  So I feel I deserve the credit (or the blame) for starting it all.  SACS in the City will back me up on this. 
Thanks,
SACS on the Beach     "


Um, I believe I used my on the old FireShelby board.

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No SACS tonight; I have a headache

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Ooh, let's have fun while Ms. I is away! SACS on the Beach was my inspiration for my nom, which I first used earlier today before the official competition began.

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SACS in the City

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Mine, at least once, but I think someone else used it too.

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Invictus

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SACSual Orientation was mentioned in another thread, but not used as a "nom"...

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The USM Brassy SEXtette

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 Brassy:

 
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  1. [adj]  unrestrained by convention or propriety; "an audacious trick to pull"; "a barefaced hypocrite"; "the most bodacious display of tourism this side of Anaheim"- Los Angeles Times; "bold-faced lies"; "brazen arrogance"; "the modern world with its quick material successes and insolent belief in the boundless possibilities of progress"- Bertrand Russell
  2. [adj]  tastelessly showy; "a flash car"; "a flashy ring"; "garish colors"; "a gaudy costume"; "loud sport shirts"; "a meretricious yet stylish book"; "tawdry ornaments"
  3. [adj]  resembling


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The USM Brassy SACStette

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Originally posted by: The USM Brassy SEXtette
"  Brassy:   Definition:   [adj]  unrestrained by convention or propriety; "an audacious trick to pull"; "a barefaced hypocrite"; "the most bodacious display of tourism this side of Anaheim"- Los Angeles Times; "bold-faced lies"; "brazen arrogance"; "the modern world with its quick material successes and insolent belief in the boundless possibilities of progress"- Bertrand Russell [adj]  tastelessly showy; "a flash car"; "a flashy ring"; "garish colors"; "a gaudy costume"; "loud sport shirts"; "a meretricious yet stylish book"; "tawdry ornaments" [adj]  resembling"
Help! Change my pseudoym! from The USM Brassy SEXtette to The USM Brassy SACStette.

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SACSual Healing

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Just had to do it!

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Put 'em in SACS...

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... with bricks & toss 'em in the Bowie River!

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Safe SACS: turn this business into a university

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I believe this placed #1 in last Sunday's Mr. Wonderful awards.



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SACScloth and Ashes

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Shame on USM.

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What about

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SACS, lies and videotape??

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Helpful Henry

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"SACS, lies and videotape??"
What about, you posted your message as your posting name, and your posting name as your message. If I read that committee correctly, Miss Information is very prim and proper. Rigid. You must follow her instructions to the letter. If you want your posting name to be considered, you must repost and place your entry in the "Name" block. Invictus explained this earlier on this thread.

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SACS lies and videotape

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I can behave well, on command.

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Consensual SACS

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Summary of yesterday's CL editorial?

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SACS Partners

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Because we're all in this together.

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SACSually Deprived

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"Because we're all in this together."

If we're all in this together, and we lose accreditation, then we'll all be.....SACSually Deprived.   In the interim, let's not become SACSually Depraved. 



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Mal

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Austin Eagle,


If you don't offer up the obvious, I'm going to be very disappointed.


Mal



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SACSually Repressed

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....while on probation.


Is this the obvious one?



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Who was playing the SAXSophone while USM burned?

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Fiddle dee dee

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SACSly Deprived Eagle

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What we might be if we can't offer up completed SACS.

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Do you think I'm SACSY

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Come on baby let me know.

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SACS & violins

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Is it all over?

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Unprotected SACS

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Shelby forgot and left his "condominimums" (little bitty condoms?) in his other wallet.

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Aural SACS

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Screaming won't do any good this time, Shelby.



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SACS, Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll

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AE, this should have been yours.

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Troll House Cookie

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If we are taken off probation will we SACSually satisfied?



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SACS 'n' money rock my world

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Both are rocking many of us now.

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