you might be a little, redneck university if.....

your Public Relations Department refers to a chartered bus trip to the Wyndham New Orleans Bowl as a "once in a lifetime opportunity"....

your President was named Paint & Coatings Magazine "Man of the Year"....

your administration says that a 4% enrollment increase in fall semester and a 3% enrollment increase in spring semester equals 7% growth for the year....

your annual football hightlights video could appropriately be called "Thursday Night Lights"....

your President's private sector friends/associates look like the Sopranos......

your $100 million Capital Campaign collects more merchandise than cash....

your administration has to reduce the number of commencement ceremonies from three to two because finding commencement speakers is "too hard"....