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Jeff Foxworthy

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little, redneck university (Part II)
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you might be a little, redneck university if ......


your marquee academic program is in plastics....


your women's basketball coach's last name is "Lee-McNelis," yet your President insists on calling her "McNelis" in public forums....


you pay the person you recently hired to fix your SACS problems less than you pay the person you hired to lie to the public about them....


your President ever uses the phrase "a day's work for a day's pay".....


your President monitor's faculty/staff e-mails, and says The Lord told him to do so.....


the phrase "Bass Master University" has ever been prominently displayed on your Internet webpage....


your President refers to all of your various teaching sites (including the main one) "Operations"...


your commencement ceremony has ever been held in a cattle auction/rodeo/monster truck facility....


your Vice President for Finance is also a student in one of your own programs....


 


 


 


 


 



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truth4usm/AH

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This is priceless...you should contact See More and see what you 2 could cook up!

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Marian Wilson Kimber

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Originally posted by: Jeff Foxworthy
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your women's basketball coach's last name is "Lee-McNelis," yet your President insists on calling her "McNelis" in public forums...."


Thank you, thank you, thank you for this one. Five years of having your name massacred can make you crazy . . . . .

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Mr. Mxyzptlk

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Originally posted by: Marian Wilson Kimber
" Thank you, thank you, thank you for this one. Five years of having your name massacred can make you crazy . . . . . "
Eventually, you learn to air it off.

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Donor's matter, too

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But what can you expect from a guy who, at the dedication of the dormitory named in her honor, pronounced the name of the most famous donor in USM's history, "Oleo-sa" and "McCarthy."  (For those not familiar, her name was "Oseola McCarty.")

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