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Originally posted by: Midnight Jokester
"Once upon a time, a man was in a terrible traffic accident and sustained massive injuries to his brain. A doctor came into his room and said, "You have had some pretty significant brain damage, but I'm a medical researcher. We've just perfected a procedure for doing a brain transplant, and I'd like to ask you to let us try it on you." The man stammered out the obvious question, "W-w-what will it cost?" The doctor explained, "If we give you a brain from a janitor, it will cost $10 an ounce. A brain from an assistant professor at the university will cost $25 an ounce. A brain from an associate professor will cost $50 an ounce. A brain from a full professor will cost $100 an ounce. And a brain from a university president will cost $4,000 an ounce." The man's wife immediately spoke up, "I can understand that an assistant professor's brain costs more than a janitor's brain, and an associate professor's brain costs less than a full professor's brain. But why does a president's brain cost so much more?" The doctor replied, "Do you have any idea how many presidents we have to kill to get an ounce of brain?""

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That really made me laugh!

Apologies to those Presidents out there who really do good aork for my hysterical cackling .  .