Emma, does this mean he's shaken? Stirred?

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Originally posted by: Straight Man
"Emma, does this mean he's shaken? Stirred?"

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Half-baked.

Reading the article, I found this quote:

"There needs to be a plan where everybody is included," said Lajuana Richardson of Hattiesburg at the No Not Now headquarters Tuesday night in Hattiesburg. "And it expands beyond just east Hattiesburg. You're talking about producing $12 million for athletic facilities when we still have so many Hattiesburg residents unemployed. So let's take $12 million and produce some jobs."

Of course, $12 million worth of construction projects on USM athletic facilities might have created a few jobs...

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Originally posted by: Emma
" Shelby had a hunch. Too bad the evil Queen of numbers wouldn't let him play it. He now has a newly blackened Goldeneye"

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Emma, I believe you've become as cryptic as Chess, our seer from the old Fire Shelby board.

AE

Speaking of my warped sense of humor, this has little to do with SFT's attitude but I've intended to bring it up (no pun intended) for some time.  When I first began reading the old Fire Shelby board I was baffled by the many references to Shelby Thames and his near obsessive preoccupation with ED.  Not knowing what the initials represented,  and given my predisposition to think in medical terms,  I assumed that Shelby was afflicted with the Bob Dole syndrome, Erectile Dysfunction.  Now each time I see Shelby Thames mentioned in conjunction with ED, well, it's just an image I'd rather not entertain.....

AE

My favorite quote from the HA article:

"It's going to take some healing and time," he said. "There is a lot of bitterness and divisiveness that has developed."

Geez, and we haven't had any of that before under Shelby, have we?



Austin Eagle, LOL--but now I'm worried about what sorts of advertisements we're going to get at the tops of our screens . . . . .

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Originally posted by: Austin Eagle
"Speaking of my warped sense of humor, this has little to do with SFT's attitude but I've intended to bring it up (no pun intended) for some time.  When I first began reading the old Fire Shelby board I was baffled by the many references to Shelby Thames and his near obsessive preoccupation with ED.  Not knowing what the initials represented,  and given my predisposition to think in medical terms,  I assumed that Shelby was afflicted with the Bob Dole syndrome, Erectile Dysfunction.  Now each time I see Shelby Thames mentioned in conjunction with ED, well, it's just an image I'd rather not entertain..... AE "

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Dear Sir:

As you may know, I carefully monitor the AAUP message board for accuracy on behalf of the USM administration.  Earlier today, in describing yourself, I believe you charitably suggested that you were not mean-spirited.  Yet you suggest here, in a transparent attempt to heap ridicule upon Dr. Thames,  that he suffers from an emasculating condition.  Since reading your allegation I have conferred with Dr. Thames. He wishes to assure all message board readers that he is not only  free of erectile dysfunction,  but is in fact a red-blooded American male of legendary virility.  Moreover,  any further assertions to the contrary will be treated as libelous,  and appropriate legal remedies will be pursued with dispatch and vigor.

Sincerely,

Joseph Goebbels, Ph.D.

USM Minister of Truth

cc: Hanbury & Dvorak, LLP